Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 5:17:25 GMT -6
Welcome to the official Non-Human Resources Department thread.
In this thread I, the glorious department head Nyahaha, will be allocating the foul members of the Army of the NightTM to appropriate positions.
Please post a detailed description on why you are the foulest, evilest and generally most appropriate person for the desired position.
Currently open executive positions are:
-Chief Slacker/Director in charge of not-doing-anything
-Chief Zombie/Director in charge of managing severed limbs
-Chief Dullahan/Director in charge of managing severed heads
-Chief Thief/Financial Director
-Chief Vampire /Director in charge of extracting bodily fluids
-Chief Ghost/Director of stealth
-Chief Skeleton/Director in charge of food distribution
Like every other dysfunctional organization, you will only learn the finer details pertaining your job after you acquire it.
Good luck to all candidates.
FAQ:
1. Who put you in charge?
-The position was vacant so I took it upon myself to organize our chaotic army of... er, chaos.
2. I wanna be in charge, will you give up the position?
-Only if you beat me in a completely unfair 1vs1 battle.
3. What info do I have to put into my application?
-The more info you put, the better! You will still get a bottom tier position if I don't like you, though.
4. How do I now that the position I want isn't taken?
-Most positions are still vacant, mainly because we're really unorganized.
5. What if want a position that doesn't exist?
-This organization works as an upgraded model of the usual government and public sector ones and, as such, actively seeks crooks and freeloaders. It is actively encouraged that you make up your own position.
6. Are there free cookies for registered employees?
-Yes. You also get a t-shirt and weekly access to a certain wine cellar.
In this thread I, the glorious department head Nyahaha, will be allocating the foul members of the Army of the NightTM to appropriate positions.
Please post a detailed description on why you are the foulest, evilest and generally most appropriate person for the desired position.
Currently open executive positions are:
-Chief Slacker/Director in charge of not-doing-anything
-Chief Zombie/Director in charge of managing severed limbs
-Chief Dullahan/Director in charge of managing severed heads
-Chief Thief/Financial Director
-Chief Vampire /Director in charge of extracting bodily fluids
-Chief Ghost/Director of stealth
-Chief Skeleton/Director in charge of food distribution
Like every other dysfunctional organization, you will only learn the finer details pertaining your job after you acquire it.
Good luck to all candidates.
FAQ:
1. Who put you in charge?
-The position was vacant so I took it upon myself to organize our chaotic army of... er, chaos.
2. I wanna be in charge, will you give up the position?
-Only if you beat me in a completely unfair 1vs1 battle.
3. What info do I have to put into my application?
-The more info you put, the better! You will still get a bottom tier position if I don't like you, though.
4. How do I now that the position I want isn't taken?
-Most positions are still vacant, mainly because we're really unorganized.
5. What if want a position that doesn't exist?
-This organization works as an upgraded model of the usual government and public sector ones and, as such, actively seeks crooks and freeloaders. It is actively encouraged that you make up your own position.
6. Are there free cookies for registered employees?
-Yes. You also get a t-shirt and weekly access to a certain wine cellar.
