What soul would you drop?

I would drop a tsundere soul, which summons taiga from toradora to kick an enemy! jk i would drop a scoliosis soul, using it summons a rib-cage around you protecting you from damage for some time and the lumbar area of the spine would act as a stinger attacking the enemy.

Ideally I would love to be able to shoot watermelon seeds, use those seeds to instant grow watermelons, and give semi-sentience to my watermelons and create an instant army! If it were just a gameplay mechanic, I suppose I'd either choose the shooting seeds or have a few watermelon familiars. I just love the fruit so much. 

If I were a monster in a Castlevania game, I'd probably be a reject and be sent to the catacombs or something out-of-the-way to avoid embarrassing the current Dark Lord.. that is, until I raise my army and take over the castle myself hehe. 

Name: Survivalist
Flavor text : "I'm a monument to self destruction."
Effect passive : survive a single fatal blow once. 1-30 minute recharge.
Active ability : plant explosives which do not discern you from the enemy when tripped by proximity or touch. (Can be used as risky juggle jump method.) (Do a total of 45% of your current health as damage to you if activated)

Hoarder Soul
"one can only imagine how long it took this daemon to amass this much crap"
dimensional rift drops a pile of inventory items/gold on an enemy for 1/1000 gold dmg + 1 for each item in your inventory, spread out among affected enemies, but has a very high mp cost

mastery levels could increase the size of the pile, which could be good or bad depending on how you use it, do you get rid of a bunch of weak but annoying boss adds or save it for hitting the boss alone? do you use it to clear a room quickly or do you keep its mastery down so you can make it more targeted? >3

I would drop ''soul of the cheese master'' which lets you summon a block of cheese which does absolutely nothing, what is it good for you ask? Well i dont know but its awesome trust me.

I'd drop soul of Noodle. Why? Because I love noodles and can't get enough of them.

Passive abilities: Gain a 10% speed/movement increase with a chance for enemies to drop food more often.

Active ability: You now can equip chopsticks which increases the potency of food consumption and effects by 5%. Can stack up to 3 times for each bottle of hotsauce used.

Negative effects: You pay a visit to the porcelain throne more often than you'd like.

I would drop the soul of a cat. Using it would transform you into a large fluffy kitty everyone would want to pet :3

How you could forgot about "prunyuu~" sounds? Its your trademark 

Let me give a try. I think that I would drop a soul that highly increases or decreases your luck randomly. It would randomly change using the calendar, like in how Portrait of Ruin can use it to know if its your birthday, so each new day would randomly decide how this soul would work.

Also it wouldn't display the boost on your status, you would only discover if you have good or bad luck in this day by testing by yourself. Complex, eh?