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Fifty Storms 
[TI1]The Lunacy of Mar
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Post by yugosalkins on Oct 30, 2017 13:19:01 GMT -6
Granted, but now everyone else hates you for it.
I wish for forgiveness.
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Angel-Corlux
505 Games
Official Staff
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Posts: 253
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
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Post by Angel-Corlux on Oct 30, 2017 13:34:34 GMT -6
Granted, but they will only forgive you if you do what you did wrong again. The guilt! The cosmic philosophical torture!
I wish for functional angel wings. lol
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yugosalkins
Fifty Storms
[TI1]The Lunacy of Mar
Posts: 95
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Post by yugosalkins on Oct 30, 2017 13:38:39 GMT -6
Granted, but your wings are made of plastic thus no ability of flight was ever given.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
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Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
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Post by Key on Nov 3, 2017 20:28:18 GMT -6
Granted, but your emotions are turned off.
I wish I was a masochist.
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yugosalkins
Fifty Storms
[TI1]The Lunacy of Mar
Posts: 95
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Post by yugosalkins on Nov 4, 2017 14:18:23 GMT -6
Granted, but no one wants you to hurt anymore and so they all just ignore you.
I wish I was a car salesman.
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Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
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Post by Key on Nov 5, 2017 17:17:31 GMT -6
Granted, but your eyes stop working right.
I wish I had Brak's magic toenail.
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Fifty Storms
[TI1]The Lunacy of Mar
Posts: 95
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Post by yugosalkins on Nov 8, 2017 11:26:28 GMT -6
Granted, but it's on your toe and therefore it is very uncomfortable to put your shoe on.
I wish my waifu is real and married to me.
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Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
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Post by Key on Nov 29, 2017 11:59:44 GMT -6
Granted, but you can't ever leave your house.
I wish for the ability to turn into a demonic flaming duck like in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal.
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Galamoth
Ancient Legion
Eternal Guardian
[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
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[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
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Post by Galamoth on Nov 29, 2017 15:56:18 GMT -6
Granted. But, once you use the ability, you can't change back!
I wish all of the items I order from Amazon would make it to my address exactly on-time.
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Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
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Post by Key on Nov 29, 2017 16:08:00 GMT -6
Granted, but most of them are defective.
I wish I didn't have to shave.
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Post by selenapond on Dec 11, 2017 22:57:36 GMT -6
Granted, but most of them are defective. I wish I didn't have to shave. Wish granted. You have been turned into a table lamp. I wish I could start life over as a beautiful red head woman. |
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Galamoth
Ancient Legion
Eternal Guardian
[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
Posts: 3,402
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[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
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Post by Galamoth on Dec 13, 2017 19:56:03 GMT -6
Granted; but now you have a choice between living a life of perpetual kidnapping by Spider-Man villains, OR as an erasable cartoon-character in repeats of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?(My most creative wish-corruption yet!  ) I wish, when I finally kick the bucket, that I could start life over as a mythical/legendary creature; maybe a dragon or phoenix. Too bad that they're fictional, though. |
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Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
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Post by Busterific on Dec 14, 2017 14:11:35 GMT -6
Granted, but being an endangered species you are forced to live your new life out in a cramped zoo cage.
I wish the kid living in my driveway would get her act together so that she could find a place of her own.
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Post by selenapond on Dec 20, 2017 4:25:40 GMT -6
Granted, but being an endangered species you are forced to live your new life out in a cramped zoo cage. I wish the kid living in my driveway would get her act together so that she could find a place of her own. Granted, but she wins the lottery and buys you to be her personal gardener who must live in a tool shed. I wish time manipulation was possible. |
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Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
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Post by Busterific on Dec 20, 2017 10:13:27 GMT -6
Granted, but you are the only one in existence who is unable to manipulate time, and no one else will manipulate time for you.
I wish to own a set of gardening robots that will tend to all of my gardening needs.
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Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
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Post by Key on Dec 20, 2017 20:30:17 GMT -6
Granted, but they do everything they're not supposed to.
I wish for the power to grow onions.
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Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
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Post by Busterific on Dec 21, 2017 0:08:28 GMT -6
Granted, but you must eat all the onions that you grow and you no longer like the taste of onion.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
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Post by selenapond on Dec 21, 2017 0:31:26 GMT -6
Granted, but you are now deathly allergic to turkey.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
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Galamoth
Ancient Legion
Eternal Guardian
[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
Posts: 3,402
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Post by Galamoth on Dec 21, 2017 7:11:55 GMT -6
Granted, but it's not exactly what you expected. You can't actually hear other people's thoughts, but you can read literal descriptions of their minds popping up out of thin air. You are cursed to forever see text floating in front of a person's face after you attempt to read their minds!
I wish that I never needed to sleep.
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Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
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Post by Busterific on Dec 21, 2017 13:58:17 GMT -6
Granted, you now never need sleep, but are always tired.
I wish for peas on earth and good will towards men (and women, children, celestials, demons, etc.)
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