Let's ruin Bloodstained with the worst microtranslations!

I wonder how many would be pissed off by. . .

"Classic" Vepar model / skins - $5.00

I have no idea if this thread will work or not. I just had to do it because that news about Metal Gear survive broke the scale of stupidity lol

Warp room tickets!

you can only use warp room for free to teleport to the village/checkpoint.
however for $2.00 you can buy warp room tickets that will allow you to travel to any of the warp rooms you have discovered!
Speed up your game and forget about backtracking!

I'm surprised nobody's done one about loot boxes yet. Here's a game breaker that may sound kind of familiar to a degree.

Loot box style chests that give out consumable temporary buffs, but have a small change of giving legendary equipment not available anywhere else in the game*. Loot chest are purchased with 1000 shards a piece, but can also purchasable directly with real money. Purchased shards are random shards of various quality that you would normally be able to obtain by killing enemies with a couple not available outside of purchase for good measure. This randomization works similar to the loot chests themselves.

* The giving out of legendary items is minuscule, but can be controlled by game administrators who give special loot chests to prominent YouTubers to open to make it look like they're more common than they really are.

... I could probably add a lot more detail to this, but hopefully you see where it's going already.

Continue?

Yes > Pay $20

Congratulations, you just completed the game!

You may now play through again as one of two extra playable characters... as long as you've purchased the "extra characters pack" for $20.

All chests in the game can be collected, but cannot be opened without keys that need to be bought at $1 per key, or with a super discount of 100 keys for $95. You'll need to take the chests to the in-game store to open them as well. There will be some weird number of chests in the game such as 546 so if you buy the keys in bulk you could be stuck with a lot of extra unused keys, but that's what New Game + (pay to unlock) is for.

^ that but with a timer specifically set to make you fail 'quests' unless you are constantly checking it, while also grading you based on how fast you do a task (oh wait hogwarts mystery already does that)

I caught that on Jim Sterling the other day.  I'm guessing there's a point in that Hogwarts game where it's not possible to get enough of their in-game currency by waiting to finish quests before they time out.


All item drops go to an in-game store where they must be purchased with gold. Gold drops do not count, but are excessively rare. As an alternative you can purchase gold with micro-transactions. You get small discounts on your gold purchase for spending obscene amounts of real-world money when buying gold.