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Post by Angel-Corlux on Apr 1, 2018 11:12:17 GMT -6
Attention humans: players will be able to mine for cryptocurrency while playing Bloodstained: ROTN!
Visit our special edition Kickstarter Update for more information here:
Click Here
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Holy Moly everyone, it looks like you can't let your guard down even for one day without the forces of darkness ever seeking to sow chaos and destruction! The above announcement is not a real one, and was just an evil joke played by Gebel and his minions.
We hope that everyone had a lovely Easter weekend regardless of whether or not you celebrate! I'll be leaving posts and content related to this announcement up as a grim warning and reminder to everyone to never let your guard down against the powers of evil.
Also happy April Fools' Day. 
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Post by Astaroth on Apr 1, 2018 11:45:19 GMT -6
its a game that pays for itself! how novel  |
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Post by Thomas on Apr 1, 2018 12:13:38 GMT -6
I am so impressed. This update absolutely made my day, such a strong effort... But why no Doge? Much sad.
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Post by Scars Unseen on Apr 1, 2018 12:15:34 GMT -6
In related news, the computational demands of cryptomining has necessitated the removal of graphics as well as real time gameplay from Bloodstained proper. It will now be a text adventure programmed in Twine. We hope that the disappointment in the departure from the classic Iga gameplay you know an love will be offset by the fact that you can now imagine Miriam's breasts to be whatever size you wish.
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Post by Lestaroth on Apr 1, 2018 13:19:36 GMT -6
Please put an icon of Miriam, mining All your crypto are belong to 505~ |
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Post by freddythemonkey on Apr 1, 2018 13:50:21 GMT -6
Do I have a right to be excited for the options to either hide or show what Miriam is currently wearing as a new thing or has it been announced a while ago and I just wasn't paying attention? lol
Good for the mining though, I hope to farm enough cryptocurrency to buy a new GPU now that miners inflated the prices so much
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Post by Pure Miriam on Apr 1, 2018 14:19:40 GMT -6
haha, that is so absurd that could really be true.
Aside from that, it's fun to think that this update actually showed us something. We can hide gear that shows up on Miriam and we don't like it's looks. You may find a Headgear that you dislike it's looks but it's parameters are great. So, you equip it and hide it on that menu. Nice.
ALSO, accessories can also be seen? That's neat.
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Post by purifyweirdshard on Apr 1, 2018 19:20:35 GMT -6
When I saw the update email today, my only immediate thought was "oh no Roberto, what have you done" lol
Pretty good stuff. Some of the reactions were...lol
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Post by DSLevantine on Apr 1, 2018 19:36:01 GMT -6
This is funny.
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Post by allooutrick on Apr 1, 2018 20:26:40 GMT -6
I now need to build the most cutting edge desktop imaginable and then play this game long enough to receive a profit from the investment. Time to tirelessly watch pcpartpicker for the most optimal discounts and price drops!
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Post by dareka on Apr 1, 2018 22:21:47 GMT -6
I think I'll be using the money I get from cryptomining this game to buy these two gems that were coincidentally also announced today... FINAL FANTASY XIV Online GO MAGNAI Fantasy |
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