Strange or Joke Weapons

Anyone remember this post of mine from last year?

I'm still all for that joke weapon.

Name: Glass Sword
Type: Sword
Quirk: Insanely high attack-power, but shatters after every single hit.
Special: The broken sword pieces (yes; including the "hilt") fly & return to Miriam's hand in an attempt to repair the weapon, and any enemy caught in their path are sliced up by glass!

...So it's a late-game joke weapon.

Yes I remember your glass sword it is an awesome idea oh and thank you for giving me a shout out in the shoutbox, its much appreciated

yes not a joke weapon but it falls under "strange" so it works lol I like the idea and it gave me an idea for a weapon and here it is

Name: Straw slippers
Type of Weapon: they are shoes but they follow the sword swinging animation (though the first animation is her taking off the slipper)
Quirk: though you wear this on your feet, Miriam found it is a better weapon when you take it off and swing it. it is not really effective as a weapon, it is said only mothers and grandmothers can use this technique effectively... Miriam has a long way to go before she can master this "weapon" 
Special: since they are shoes, if you use this weapon on hot, cold, slimy or wet areas Miriam will walk funny... and if there is anything on the ground that can hurt her she will take minor damage.

personal note: I was going to use Pure Miriam 's idea of flying shoes... and Miriam would have to hop over to grab the slipper lol... then I remember all the time my grandmother chased me with a slipper and I ran for dear life lol... anyone else have that experience? I wonder if its an Asian thing or not lol.

Name: Chopsticks
Type of weapon: Dagger animation
Quirk:  Why would anyone use wooden chopsticks as weapons?... but you can use it to catch flies... or you an use it to eat food... just don't use it for both that is unsanitary.
Special: When catching any golden insect Miriam will get at least 1000+ gold depending on the insect... if used with food it will double the healing ability of the food if you throw the food (not sure if you can do this in the game lol) and catch it with chopsticks it can heal you completely. though if you use it to catch bugs before using it for food you may get poisoned so be careful and wash your chopsticks before use (to wash you "attack" water... you can also get poisoned if you use your chopsticks to attack enemies).

Name: Carrot Dart
Type: Throwing Sword
Quirk: Relatively weak attack-power; Miriam will throw healthy orange root vegetables with every button press! Every 8th projectile will actually heal the target instead of damage.
Special: Miriam will throw dozens of carrots with much greater speed, and any carrot that hits the "center" of an enemy will do critical damage. Every 8th hit still heals, though.

I'm also thinking if you do the special it'll pull off a different trick every time, but that would work too. Maybe this ought to be included in the game? lol

I'm almost surprised that no-one put this idea up yet.

Name: Squeaky Hammer
Type: Mace
Quirk: Unexpectedly light-weight; fastest mace weapon in the game. Makes a squeaky-toy noise with every successful hit on an enemy. If an enemy is defeated by this weapon, they will be briefly flattened in a cartoonish manner before resuming their normal 'death' animation.
Special: Miriam grips the hammer with both hands, the hammer becomes comically huge, and she slams it to the ground with a "POW!" or "BAM!" sfx-bubble.

Name: Miriam Doll
Type: Electric bomb
Quirk: This small walking 'Mini-Me' weapon of Miriam constantly chants "I am a nag" (an anagram of Iga & Mana) as it follows the enemy it is targeted at. It creates a jumping blue arc that zaps the enemy within a certain proximity.
Special: On contact, a high-energy explosion with red plumes of flame and a golden brocade severely rocks the enemy.

yes that works... it could also be considered a joke weapon. As long as it does not damage normally, is used in a strange way, and if the weapon is non-traditional it belongs here.

I like that gallium weapon it would be cool (pun unintended lol) if there were a set of gallium weapons