inherit
1060
0
Jun 30, 2018 1:03:49 GMT -6
2
yorick
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Jan 20, 2016 7:21:35 GMT -6
January 2016
yorick
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Post by yorick on Jun 30, 2018 1:09:50 GMT -6
TeJ1ZStS1-100
I carefully dismantle the box and then rebuild it in the position I want
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2743
0
Jun 30, 2018 1:51:24 GMT -6
1
howwizard
2
Jun 30, 2018 1:43:35 GMT -6
June 2018
howwizard
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Post by howwizard on Jun 30, 2018 1:50:47 GMT -6
Cy4_vnC21-100 I exploit the enemies ai and have them move the box for me. Also what's the steam code for? bloodstained?1-100
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Bad at Videogames
1737
0
Jan 11, 2020 19:31:27 GMT -6
24
spanishvanguardia
30
Oct 12, 2016 9:20:09 GMT -6
October 2016
spanishvanguardia
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Post by spanishvanguardia on Jun 30, 2018 2:54:45 GMT -6
1BcT|yHj1-100
I teach the box teleport magic. However, I conceal the fact that it's a plot to drop the box on the Dullahammer.1-100
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kylestien
New Blood
What is a Kylestien? A miserable little pile of Awesome!
Posts: 36
inherit
1256
0
Mar 2, 2020 22:28:26 GMT -6
45
kylestien
What is a Kylestien? A miserable little pile of Awesome!
36
Apr 2, 2016 1:08:11 GMT -6
April 2016
kylestien
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Post by kylestien on Jun 30, 2018 3:06:50 GMT -6
xjzoriZO1-100
I smack it with a hammer Mario style.
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XombieMike
Administrator
Fifty Storms 
Posts: 4,009
inherit
Administrator
236
0
1
Nov 22, 2024 8:42:49 GMT -6
4,236
XombieMike
4,009
Jul 8, 2015 7:10:22 GMT -6
July 2015
xombiemike
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Post by XombieMike on Jun 30, 2018 4:37:02 GMT -6
howwizard the Steam code is for a game about boxes called "I can't believe it's not gambling" and is linked in the original post. The crate watches on as everyone attempts various techniques to move it. A story ending in loss almost moved it's wooden meme filled heart, but ultimately to no real effect. yorick 's technique was clever and the attempt actually worried the crate for a moment, but it narrowly resisted the attack. Crate Boss watches the Dullahammer dish out the pain, pleased that it remains unmoveable. You may all try again.
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796
0
Jan 31, 2021 17:02:23 GMT -6
17
cyberakuma
22
Sept 17, 2015 20:46:02 GMT -6
September 2015
cyberakuma
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Post by cyberakuma on Jun 30, 2018 4:45:53 GMT -6
hBEhzVHp1-100I will crush the crate under the immense weight of all of the videogame industry's broken promises.  1-100
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RusCSI
Crate Boss Master
New Blood
[TI0] Mastermaid dictator
Posts: 23
inherit
Crate Boss Master
2605
0
Oct 27, 2019 11:42:20 GMT -6
8
RusCSI
[TI0] Mastermaid dictator
23
Jun 21, 2018 0:40:22 GMT -6
June 2018
ruscsi
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Post by RusCSI on Jun 30, 2018 4:49:05 GMT -6
pwywdeIY1-100
I make an offer to the crate - if it moves, allowing me to progress further and gain more power, I will return and bring it to a safe area without any humidity or water or enemies around (because humidity and water are bad for crates).
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neff
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 239
inherit
1002
0
Apr 12, 2020 8:51:20 GMT -6
163
neff
239
Jan 3, 2016 19:14:43 GMT -6
January 2016
neff
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Post by neff on Jun 30, 2018 6:11:16 GMT -6
I kick the box with the force of 3rD33GU01-100 men!1-100
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Sunraiser
Light of All Lights
Fifty Storms
[TI1] "Tell your father: I will love him for all of eternity."
Posts: 94
inherit
Light of All Lights
385
0
Apr 8, 2020 18:45:57 GMT -6
108
Sunraiser
[TI1] "Tell your father: I will love him for all of eternity."
94
Jul 13, 2015 23:16:24 GMT -6
July 2015
sunraiser
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Post by Sunraiser on Jun 30, 2018 6:30:16 GMT -6
I pack as many bricks into a pillowcase as can possibly fit, haul it up over my shoulder and SWING! Hit it with a brick. >:3 At least one. Many more, but st least one.
NYw7IX3Q1-1001-100
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inherit
1320
0
Mar 13, 2020 20:53:55 GMT -6
25
Persephone
[TI2]
20
Jun 13, 2016 14:42:57 GMT -6
June 2016
persephone
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Post by Persephone on Jun 30, 2018 6:31:50 GMT -6
vOFClMHA1-100
Weep pitiful and fearful masses, for upon the crate, I unleash the ultimate power of destruction incarnate!
....More commonly known as letting my toddler play with it.1-100
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inherit
2028
0
Aug 7, 2018 14:20:02 GMT -6
3
miragian
2
Oct 2, 2017 19:31:29 GMT -6
October 2017
miragian
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Post by miragian on Jun 30, 2018 6:58:02 GMT -6
JlDj7xHR1-100
I spread rumors that the box secretly contains Half-Life 3 in it, in an attempt to get others to move the box for me.1-100
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Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
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Post by Busterific on Jun 30, 2018 9:00:54 GMT -6
2WBX3qB01-100
I attempt to lure the crate to the other side of the room with a bowl of mac and cheese.1-100
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Astaroth
Fifty Storms
What a wonderful night to have a curse...
Posts: 1,213
inherit
57
0
Jan 4, 2022 11:47:39 GMT -6
1,368
Astaroth
What a wonderful night to have a curse...
1,213
Jun 10, 2015 20:22:05 GMT -6
June 2015
astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Jun 30, 2018 9:58:12 GMT -6
k3lvMxUd1-100
i summon a horde of carbuncles to fidget the ship away from the box!1-100
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Nezuto
Master Alchemist
Welcome to my world....
Posts: 662
inherit
238
0
Jun 18, 2024 3:35:49 GMT -6
510
Nezuto
Welcome to my world....
662
Jul 8, 2015 12:18:42 GMT -6
July 2015
nezuto
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Post by Nezuto on Jun 30, 2018 10:36:15 GMT -6
2y|XkDhK1-100
Nodachi glitches into the crate, repeatedly.1-100
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inherit
208
0
1
Apr 23, 2022 13:01:48 GMT -6
124
jboogieg
172
Jun 28, 2015 0:21:17 GMT -6
June 2015
jboogieg
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Post by jboogieg on Jun 30, 2018 10:39:17 GMT -6
I tell it that I know that it tried to get a job at Konami and got rejected and that it should roll over and give me its XP before I tell everybody.
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inherit
208
0
1
Apr 23, 2022 13:01:48 GMT -6
124
jboogieg
172
Jun 28, 2015 0:21:17 GMT -6
June 2015
jboogieg
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Post by jboogieg on Jun 30, 2018 10:39:59 GMT -6
Well snap.
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inherit
2633
0
Aug 20, 2019 15:37:37 GMT -6
35
savingprincess
21
Jun 28, 2018 8:23:19 GMT -6
June 2018
savingprincess
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Post by savingprincess on Jun 30, 2018 10:41:22 GMT -6
Kl8Fduo51-100
After trying for what seems ages... you realize it is not the crate that needs to move, it is your perception of what the crate represents, to yourself, to society... suddenly you realize... you are the crate... we are all the crate. 1-100
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XombieMike
Administrator
Fifty Storms
Posts: 4,009
inherit
Administrator
236
0
1
Nov 22, 2024 8:42:49 GMT -6
4,236
XombieMike
4,009
Jul 8, 2015 7:10:22 GMT -6
July 2015
xombiemike
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Post by XombieMike on Jun 30, 2018 10:49:47 GMT -6
The Dullahammer swings it's head like a fan at a Metallica concert back in the Master of Puppets days. However, two people posting at once confuses it into some state of half life, as it dies it manages to get one more hit in. Is that the end of the Dullahammer or will it's head fly around and continue to attack? Only the forum plug in knows for sure.  Crate Boss chuckles internally at everyone's creative yet futile attempts to move it from your path. It snug and smug in it's place. You may try again. |
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Invariel
New Blood
[TI1] [TI1]
Posts: 31
inherit
2660
0
Oct 12, 2019 18:01:53 GMT -6
23
Invariel
[TI1] [TI1]
31
Jun 28, 2018 11:58:13 GMT -6
June 2018
invariel
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Post by Invariel on Jun 30, 2018 10:59:47 GMT -6
|whyogUt1-100
I forge a letter from Gebel (offscreen, of course) and "deliver" it to the crate. It reads,
Crate Boss,
You have served me well this demo, preventing Miriam from reaching shore and challenging me, and for this you shall be rewarded handsomely, with iron reinforcements and a fresh coat of lacquer.
Allow the bearer of this letter to shove you into the corner that Gremory may more easily collect you. You have done me and my campaign a great service, old friend.
Gebel1-100
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neff
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 239
inherit
1002
0
Apr 12, 2020 8:51:20 GMT -6
163
neff
239
Jan 3, 2016 19:14:43 GMT -6
January 2016
neff
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Post by neff on Jun 30, 2018 11:07:24 GMT -6
I try again, mainly by taking the word “again” and smahing it against the crate, hoping the force of I|p3jmtL1-100tons shall be enough to move it.1-100
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quack
yey