Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you enter cryostasis and time flies really fast for you but you don't know how to wake up and 3000 years fly by. You wake up after a power outage that has been happening for 6 months, unpowering your cryostasis capsule at last. Going out in the world, everything and everybody you knew has disappeared, leaving only weird looking humans and buildings. There is no more electricity in the world. You walk around aimlessly, feeling desperate. There are so many people around you, yet you are very much alone. During your walk, you chance upon what seems like an ancient relic of the world: "Bloodstained," somehow perfectly preserved. But alas, there is no more electricity anywhere, so you'll never be able to play the game. Feeling the irony, you laugh like a madman all while crying at the crowd of weirdly dressed people before banging your head on the nearest wall, until your death.

I wish I could draw well.

Wish granted! Now you feel like living inside a nose xD
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Granted. You do not get any wishes, but every else in the world does and lives on happily ever after, leaving you behind on this realm of existence alone.

I wish for no rain so that I can do my daily workout at the park!