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Post by ninjajoshua on Nov 5, 2015 11:45:46 GMT -6
Wish granted, but your wife will leave you for an octopus
I wish that magic become real
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Post by JoJo on Nov 5, 2015 11:52:38 GMT -6
Granted, but then you don't have any compatibility with magic, so everyone else can use it while you can't
I wish that Bandai would shut off the P-Bandai practices.
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Post by Galamoth on Nov 6, 2015 9:31:16 GMT -6
Granted, but then you don't have any compatibility with magic, so everyone else can use it while you can't I wish that Bandai would shut off the P-Bandai practices. Granted...but then Bandai follows in Konami's footsteps and starts exclusively making "Erotic Violence" pachi-slot games. I wish that LittleKuriboh would update his Yugioh Abridged series just a little more frequently. (EDIT): ninjajoshua: "...but your wife will leave you for an octopus." ...Why does that remind me of the "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"? |
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Post by Neowulf on Dec 5, 2015 16:43:12 GMT -6
Granted. But then he updates so frequently that he loses sight of his original dream and the series becomes a rehashed destroyed shadow of what it used to be.
I wish for a red chrome 360 controller to play Bloodstained with.
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Post by Artemisian on Dec 5, 2015 16:52:57 GMT -6
Granted, but you are electrocuted and lose the function of your hands.
I wish Galamoth hadn't killed this thread with his last wish so we could have corrupted more wishes.. Just kidding lol
I wish Hideo Kojima would come out of hiding and make another epic game!
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Post by Apollonian on Dec 5, 2015 16:58:57 GMT -6
lol It is "corrupt a wish" not "destroy a life".
Granted but Konami sent him to a "re-education camp" and he can now only make epic pachinko machines.
I wish I could survive a fall from any height with no damage.
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Post by H on Dec 5, 2015 19:45:55 GMT -6
Granted! You can survive a fall from any height with no damage, but the entire world becomes flat to make this possible.
I wish to have the healing properties of Wolverine, yet maintain the same normal lifespan of an average human.
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Post by Anguished Fool on Dec 24, 2015 10:46:15 GMT -6
Wish Granted. However a decapitation would make your wish completely moot.
I wish Konami would just go bankrupt.
edit: a bit too real, I know.
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Post by Cale on Dec 24, 2015 12:44:06 GMT -6
Wish granted. Sadly the influx of magic to make this happen has warped spacetime. Konami went bankrupt in 1985, 1 year before Castlevania, thus it was never made.
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Post by Galamoth on Dec 25, 2015 0:29:21 GMT -6
Wish granted. Sadly the influx of magic to make this happen has warped spacetime. Konami went bankrupt in 1985, 1 year before Castlevania, thus it was never made. Wish granted! But...since you didn't actually make a wish, your next wish is void! I wish Samus Aran was my girlfriend. :3 |
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Post by H on Dec 26, 2015 8:58:05 GMT -6
Granted. Samus Aran is your girlfriend, and now you die because everyone who's close to her does. But at least you got to pay for her dinner!...once.
I wish to become the next Avatar to control all 4 elements.
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Post by Cale on Dec 26, 2015 12:17:39 GMT -6
Granted. You are now the Avatar! But out of nowhere some kid from the Amazon of Brazil, raised by a Kayapo Indian shaman, comes by and shouts "Heart!" Now your hair turns green, your skin turns blue, you sound like Al Gore and spend the rest of your days picking up trash.
I wish for the letter "L" to disappear from the English language.
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Post by Galamoth on Dec 26, 2015 15:19:17 GMT -6
Granted. You are now the Avatar! But out of nowhere some kid from the Amazon of Brazil, raised by a Kayapo Indian shaman, comes by and shouts "Heart!" Now your hair turns green, your skin turns blue, you sound like Al Gore and spend the rest of your days picking up trash. I wish for the letter "L" to disappear from the English language. Granted!...But the letter "R" and all vowels have now disappeared, too. Wsh cld'v bn b t ffrdd pdgng n xt $10,000 f th Bdstnd Kckstt bck thn. (I wish I could've been able to afford pledging an extra $10,000 for the Bloodstained Kickstarter back then.) |
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Post by JoJo on Dec 29, 2015 20:46:50 GMT -6
Granted, but then since you had pledged a lot of money, you don't have the money to afford a plane ticket to have dinner with IGA
I wish Star War VIII will be good, and not predictable
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Post by Anguished Fool on Dec 29, 2015 22:03:37 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Unfortunately, this means Luke finally snapping and killing everyone. Thus Episode 9 was canceled.
I wish Kojima actually finished MGSV as he intended. (Again, too real. I know.)
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Post by H on Dec 30, 2015 10:38:00 GMT -6
Wish Granted! We finally get the Metal Gear game we deserve, but Kojima ends up signing a contract to never make, or be involved with video games ever again... the exception being Konami's pachinko machines.
I wish I could master the Japanese language. Despite being of Japanese descent, I only know bits and pieces
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Post by Cale on Dec 30, 2015 12:13:08 GMT -6
Granted, you now speak Japanese better than anyone one on the entire planet! Too bad everyone now speaks a forgotten form of German except you.
I wish for a second Inside Out movie!
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Post by Anguished Fool on Dec 31, 2015 0:46:09 GMT -6
Wish Granted. Except it sucks......So.....yeah.....
I wish to have another Tales of game like Vesperia again.
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[TI0] お疲れ様でした、ＩＧＡ！
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Post by Clear on Dec 31, 2015 3:17:48 GMT -6
Granted. You get an announcement of an announcement for Tales of Vesperia Versus XIII right now, then have to wait 10 long years (at the very least!!!) until the game finally releases. I wish Hideo Kojima can somehow safely reboot Pentarou the Penguin from Antarctic Adventure and Parodius fame in some amazing form for one of his next projects.  |
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Post by Galamoth on Feb 7, 2016 10:38:52 GMT -6
^Granted, but then it becomes legally re-acquired by Konami a short time after! (Do I need to explain what they might do with it?)
I wish Electronic Arts, the company as it is now, never existed.
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